Were out of ideas. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. anger is all i have been good at I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. No, you can keep it. Ease up Nat. left kudos on this work! Banner. Dr. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. Blow your nose, Loki.. I'm not sure I told you Cinnamon. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Are you unwell, brother?. "No, no! Is it Skittles?. Sort by: Hot. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. you when we met But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. No, thats a lie. I feel just awful about what happened.. It's between Peter and Captain America. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. Youyou don't know. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Peter also knows that Dr. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Cheese. You think I read that? Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. Banana. Location, my room.". Bruce puts the watering can back down. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Come help. The rules are easy. He stopped sneezing. Until he woke up one day screaming. Sniffing like that is revolting. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. 76 guests How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. 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At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Todays activity is a smelling contest. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. Hmm? "Get out! Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. He tries again. Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Clint creates the words. If not, were never going to mention this again.. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. And Im real sorry about your ears. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Medicine to stop him sneezing. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. I did. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. # 1. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. I think we broke Steve. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. Clint and I dont know what to do. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. N-no its fine. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. No, Mr. Stark. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Does anything hurt, Cap?. And with that, Tony finally stopped. I'm not in control!" "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. "Stay away from me!" Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. 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